The Language of Awesome

So today, we will be reviewing the Language of Awesome
(Created by United States of America, Principality of Sealand, Indonesia, Armenia, Mauritius and Quebec).


Vocabulary includes:


AWESOME
(adj.) To describe epic-ness.
You are awesome.


MAFIA
(noun.) A body of criminals loaded with shitloads of guns and pebbles. Defended by Turtle Putin Fences.
Mafia families are awesome families.


KLIFE • AKLIVE
(noun.) Live; life.
(atonym.) KLEAD - dead
I have come back to klife.
She is aklive!


KLIVE
(verb.) To live.
I klive!!!


CLUMB
(verb.) To climb (with the exception of turtles only).
Sealand and I are clumbing the tree in search of turtles.


PUTIN
(noun.) A Russian General to describe turtles.
Give back Indy's sanity or Turtle Putin will get captured...


TURTLE
(noun.) The animal that provides Awesomeness
That turtle is awesome.


TURLTE
(noun.) America's way of misspelling (word above)
Aww man... I misspelled turlte again! No! Not again!


PEBBLE
(noun.) The most deadly weapon used by terrorists
(verb.) To throw pebbles at others.
[gasp!] No! Not the pebble of doom!
Iraq is pebbling America.


BABY FOOD
(noun.) A type of mush. It is used to torture other nations for information. A higher level of torture than using Green Peas.


GREEN PEAS
(noun.) A slightly better looking type of mush. Over-cooked green peas is just slight torture.


NUKE
(noun.) North Korea and Russia's way of saying "Hello"; attack or destroy with nuclear weapons.
(verb.) To nuke others
I nuke you, you nuke me. We're all dead and unhappy! (*note: sing with tune of 'This Old Man')
I just got nuked!


COFFEANISM 
(noun.) The belief system which members of the Teamocracy typically follow. It is a vague religion, but anthropologists have determined that it's core princples seem to be an appreciation for Coffee, as well as Tea, and a love of Science and Freedom. The adjectives to describe a person of this belief would be: Coffeeist, Coffeeistic. BE QUIET YOU CRAZY COFFEEISTS! Your Coffeeistic beliefs challenge the authority of THOR!

TEAMOCRACY
(noun.) A form of government, which brings democracy to tea. Established primarily by the Family of Awesome in July of 2010, this government and international organization of Tea-lovers aims to bring together all peoples and nations under the awesomeness that is Tea. President is currently America, President Pro Tempore is England. Sealand and Mozi are hitmen who defend the Teamocracy with pebbles and the Mafia.
(adj.) Teamocratic
(antonym.) Teamonarchy - may only be defined by the former East Indian Tea Company and it's evil tyranny of tea.


WUTH
(prep.) The Prophet of Coffeeanism and Teamocracy's sacred way of saying 'with'


BIRGIN
(noun.) To describe virgins


WUMBO
(noun.) The opposite of Mini.
(verb.) Being the opposite of Mini. (Wumboed, Wumboing)


WUMBOCRACY • WUMBOCRAT • WUMBOCRATICAL
(noun.) A branch of Teamocracy


WUMBOLOGY
(noun.) The study of Wumbo


WUMBOISM
(noun.) Wumbo philosophy


WUMBOIST
(noun.) The person who studies Wumbology


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(noun.) Wumbo - emphasized


WUMBOISTIC 
(adj.) Very Wumbo-like


WUMBOATOPOLIS 
(noun.) The Heavens of Wumbo


WUMBNASTIC • WUMBOTASTIC 
(adj.) To describe fun with Wumbo


WUMBTOPIA 
(noun.) A city in The Heavens of Wumbo


WUMBI 
(noun.) A rabbi of Wumbo


WUMBOGRAPHY
(noun.) The Discography of Wumboism


WUMBOMANCER
(noun.) The Holy Wumbo Woman


WUMBOBLE • WUMBOBULATE
(noun.) A random wumbo item that bobulates.


Phrases for Wumbo:


"Radda Radda WUMBO?"


"WUMBO RADDA RADDA WUMBOLOGY"


COCLANTE
(noun.) The unknown which we could once not see but when the Great Prophet Mauri spake unto us, the light and truth, we found that the Coclante which had been concealed within a bag was but a modest piece of wood measuring 5 inches and thus, did we know it as thus. The Coclante, then, seemed unimportant to those of the faith, but the Prophet Mauri brought us more wisdom unto our minds and let it be known that Coclante is that which makes TURTLE FENCES and thusly is the woodwork of the divine spirit. She then commanded us to build her throne of Coclante. 


SKEE SKEE SKEE
(noun.) Sacred words of Coffeanism prophets


TURTLE-MUDKIP
(noun.) Wumbo hybrid of Turtles and Mudkips


DOWN SKEE SKEE
(phrase.) What our great prophet Mauri Speaks. A greeting. 


GRUK
(noun.) The Kliving Beezle


BEEZLE
(noun.) Holy Bible of the COFFEEANISM and TEAMOCRATIC noms.
Originally spelled Bebble and Beeble


NOMS
(noun.) Followers of Coffeeanism
(verb.) To eat in a divine way


GOOGLE
(noun.) Google is that which is known in the world of the living and the mortal. Thence, Mauri can know that which is beyond google.
(verb.) to Google 


MAURI
(noun.) Mauri, prophet of coffee and tea. Child of Lord Coffeeus and Lady Tean. The divine savior who can see beyond that which is Google and know the truth of the Coclante.


MAGICK
(noun.) Something which controls the universe, from beyond and outside of the limits of that universe. Everything else is just natural phenomenon. Complicated to define.
ex: causing a red apple to become purple, at will with no explanation. The methods were something that worked outside of the universe and not within it. 


FUTT
(verb.) unknown. 


COBBLER (do not mistake it for cobblet)
(noun.) A very tasty delicacy made illegal by Mauri.


COBBLET (do not mistake it for cobbler)
(noun.) A very tasty delicacy made legal by Mauri.


GUMBO
(noun.) A dish sacred to the Coffeeists...and MUST CONTAIN RICE.  Or it is no longer "kosher", according to the Apostles Sealand and America.  Mauri's spirit was channeled and told them thusly.


KOOKIES
(noun.) Do not mistake them for Cookies (that once the apostle Sealand had banned). They are a delicacy made legal by Mauri.


FLEEPYFLOOPS
(noun.) Mauri did speak unto the faithful, telling the of the wonders of being ON A BOAT: the fleepyfloops which are a sacred piece of clothing for the Coffeeanists and are essential for praying to the spirit of ON A BOAT, a spirit who Mauri converses with.


DODO
(noun.) Dodos are the voice and the strength of the Mauri.


TILDES (~)
(noun.) Tildes are the souls of the nations. They can be stolen, lent, multiplied or spent. Tildes give power and happiness to all the nations who keep them. They add sing and song to one's voice and are as small priceless gems.


PING TIME OUT
(verb.) The moving into The Void. 


THE VOID:
(noun.) Has it's own unhappy face. The place one goes after leaving the chat. The afterlife. The Unknown. Coffeeanists always mourn those leaving for The VoiD:


CAPSLOCK
(noun.) THE CAPSLOCK IS THE MARK OF THE DIVINE. IT ALLOWS YOU TO YELL AT THE BADRUSSIA WHO HAS THE MARK OF EVIL.
(verb.) To capslock


BLOG
(noun.) The writen word of each Apostle to relate the holy word of the Lord Coffeus and the Lady Tean that was delievered to us by the Turtle Prophet Mauri...she who sees all.


BOAT
(noun.) A vessel
I'm on a boat!


THE BOAT
(noun.) The great vessel of the Prophet Mauri which is what transports her from this world to the beyond and what each of us strive to go on. Flippyfloppies are worn on the journey on the boat so all Coffeeanists wear them to be ready.


SUPERIOUS
(adj.) Superior to even the superior.




More words will be coming up!