Shakespeare Saves Lives

Today, I was dying - wait, klying. I was pulled back into the deepest darkest depths of
THE VOID: 
and it was nasty. I came back out, of course but I got hit by the
TWITARDISEASE 
which was a nasty disease where Twilight will invade and infest minds of the Anti-Twilight or those of Coffeeanists. I was dying and dying, till USAmerica - Alex (the Jovial Apostle) started reciting lines from Shakespeare. Those lines though, did not affect the disease at all and I was still klying. Our Prophet Mauri taunted the disease that she would kiss me if it wouldn't stop affecting my mind, which I said no to. Then finally, I demanded Alex to recite the last 5 lines of one of Shakespeare's play...
ROMEO & JULIET
to which Alex suddenly grabbed his book and skimmed through it, looking for the last 5 lines and he recited it calmly (or was he nervous on the inside?):

The sun, for sorrow, will not show his head

Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things

Some shall be pardon'd, and some punished

For never was a story of more woe

Than this of Juliet and her Romeo

A thank you, I had given him and my silent death came upon me. 

THE VOID:

pulled me in and pushed me back out onto the lands of Coclante where Our Prophetess Mauri and her follower, Alex the Jovial Apostle, greeted me with a warm (capslocked) welcome.

I was back aklive, thanks to 

Shakespeare.

This is the importance of Shakespeare, my friends.