Let's get started.

So my name is INDONESIA but America likes to call me Indy and I approve.

I was born on the 17th of August, 1945 after my father colonized me and am only 15 years old.

My closest friends has to be Sealand, Mauritius, Quebec and Canada :) although I have lots, but they're the closest :)

Netherlands is my dad and Canada is my mum. I love them :)

I am in a relationship with France, that sexist rapist who most of the female countries like to stay away from.

My siblings-> Quebec, Sealand, Mauritius, America and a few others. (I LOVE EM ALL :D)

I believe people who ships carrots, keeps on mistaking me for Poland D: or Morocco, at times.

I have been partially influenced by Russia and North Korea for nuking others. If I were to nuke you, it means I'm high.

Did you know that there are a hell load more of coconuts in Indonesia than in any other country?

So anyways, I like making friends with other countries :) although if they're mean then I'll be nuking 'em with pebbles, coconuts and the load of volcanoes I have in my little country.

I have at least 2000 islands within me.

There are at least one volcano in each island unless they're really small islands then there's none.

I like pie.

THANK YOU FOR READING THIS!