PFFT

Dear Mum and Dad (IRL),
Why am I writing this note here? Because I AM ON THE INTERNET BABY! You think you could take away the internet from me by plugging the router off eh? Well too bad, I oustmarted you! I used the internet cable from the modem and just plugged it into my goddamn laptop. HAHA YOU JUST GOT PWND! THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE TAKING THE INTERNET FROM ME!!! NEVER!!!!

Love, your daughter
Chelsea~ :)